The adventures of little boy Finn

Nocturnal

Gabe, in car tonight: “Squirrel!”

Mama: “Huh? Where’s a squirrel?”

Gabe: “Up your butt.”

Mama: “Gabriel!”

Finn: “Actually, up in a tree.”

Me: “You’re right. Probably sleeping by now.”

Gabe: “What? Aren’t squirrels nocturnal?”

Mama: “No.”

Me: “No.”

Gabe: “Finn! You don’t even know what nocturnal means.”

Me (thinks): “But owls are nocturnal.”

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