After Mama dropped off Gabe and his enormous bass at school this morning, she pointed to a very tall building on the SLU campus.
Me: “What would happen if I jumped off that building?”
Mama: “You’d probably die. And it would hurt a lot.”
Me: “What if I landed in a tree?”
Mama: “You’d probably still die, and it would hurt a lot.”
Me: “What about the Vampire State Building?”
Posted on August 24th, 2015 by Scott Granneman
Filed under: boyhood
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