The adventures of little boy Finn
After Mama dropped off Gabe and his enormous bass at school this morning, she pointed to a very tall building on the SLU campus. Me: “What would happen if I jumped off that building?” Mama: “You’d probably die. And it would hurt a lot.” Me: “What if I landed in a tree?” Mama: “You’d probably […]
Posted on August 24th, 2015 by Scott Granneman
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Rickie: Good idea, Finn. Finn: That’s because I’m the brains and you’re the looks.
Posted on August 1st, 2015 by Scott Granneman
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Gabe, to Finny, who is watching My Little Pony on Mama’s iPad: “Finny, is that season 4?” Finny: “I dunno what it is. I think it’s season 2?” Gabe: “No, it can’t be season 2 if Twilight Sparkle has her wings.”
Posted on June 13th, 2015 by Scott Granneman
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Me: “Hey Gabe, what happened to the saber-toothed tiger who fell into the lava?” Gabe: “He died.” Me: “No! He climbed out of the lava and got hit by a school bus and then he died!”
Posted on February 23rd, 2015 by Scott Granneman
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Poor big brother Gabe had to get four vaccinations at his annual doctor’s visit today. I was glad to be just a spectator, but I was also watching the procedure with great trepidation. When the first needle went in, Gabe quietly winced, but I screamed bloody murder!
Posted on February 6th, 2015 by Scott Granneman
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I was over at Mama’s house, when the mailman showed up. Mama was talking to him, when I walked up to him and said, “Did you know my mom’s name is poop?”
Posted on February 3rd, 2015 by Scott Granneman
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Today Mama said, “In my next life, I’m going to have a normal, friendly, outgoing child.”
Posted on January 17th, 2015 by Scott Granneman
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At lunch today, I saw a classmate’s cole slaw and said, “What the hell is that?” I got a frownie for that. 🙁 Funnily enough, the classmate’s name was Cole, so I was commenting about Cole’s cole slaw!
Posted on January 7th, 2015 by Scott Granneman
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Me: “I still haven’t decided what I want to be when I grow up.” Mama: “That’s okay. You have lots of time to decide. What are some of the things you’ve been thinking about?” Me: “I don’t know. All I’ve been thinking about is eating candy.”
Posted on January 2nd, 2015 by Scott Granneman
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Daddy’s friend Jans was at a violin recital yesterday that his 12-year-old daughter Fiona was performing in. He was sitting next to a woman whose son was also performing. The woman had a little girl with her. Jans started talking to the little girl. Jans: What grade are you in? Little girl: I’m in kindergarten! […]
Posted on December 22nd, 2014 by Scott Granneman
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