The adventures of little boy Finn
Daddy is not including the picture that Mama sent him, just so you know. Here’s what she texted Daddy: Here is your son taking a crap in your front yard. He said he didn’t have to while we were still in the house. Then, right after we stepped outside, door locked, he said he HAD […]
Posted on July 14th, 2014 by Scott Granneman
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Finny: “Hey Rickie, would you smack my ass?!”
Posted on June 29th, 2014 by Scott Granneman
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Mama: “Wow, you guys, look at all the dandelions in that field!” 5-year-old Finn: “Whoa! Holy shit!”
Posted on April 29th, 2014 by Scott Granneman
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Mama & I had this conversation last night! Finn: “Mama, will you help me put on my jammies?” Me: “You can put your jammies on by yourself.” Finn: “But I want you to help me!” Me: “But you know how to put your jammies on all by yourself!” Finn: “Please, woman!”
Posted on February 7th, 2014 by Scott Granneman
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At Target with Mama, Finny insisted on riding up and down the aisle, PEDALING! (normally he Fred Flintstones it & just uses his feet to propel him forward) While they were at Target, Mama bought Finny a new dinosaur toy. Finn took this picture and says: “This is my dinosaur, and his name is Horns, […]
Posted on January 18th, 2014 by Scott Granneman
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Finny: “I’m gonna tell you a story. A mama chicken was serving some baby chickens lunch. Then they heard a great big stomping monster. It picked up a baby chicken, and the baby chicken cried, ‘Wah wah wah.’ The end.”
Posted on November 21st, 2013 by Scott Granneman
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Finn: “I want to play with my fire truck.” Me: “Oh, okay, it’s right there.” Finn: “I KNOW. I just SAW it.” Me: “Okay, I didn’t know if you knew where it was.” Finn: “You’re pissing me off, all right?” Four is the new 14? My mouth is still hanging open.
Posted on July 13th, 2013 by Scott Granneman
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Mama has a blog & sometimes we cross-post it here. “Mama, can I have dat kind of pretzel wif two eyes anna mouf?” He proceeded to create a whole pretzel family, and then some pretzel neighbors, and the pretzel children cried when all the others were eaten.
Posted on June 19th, 2013 by Scott Granneman
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Mama has a blog & sometimes we cross-post it here. Today I am grateful to the genius who invented reverse psychology. It came in mighty handy this hurried morning, which went sort of like this … Me, in the bathroom getting ready: “Oooo, thanks for putting your dishes in the sink. But I bet you […]
Posted on June 19th, 2013 by Scott Granneman
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