Finny is playing with his collection of little plastic “aminals.” “Sshhhhh!” he just commanded Mama in a loud whisper. “They’ve spotted a rare bird!”
Posted on January 27th, 2013 by Scott Granneman
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Today at pre-school, I identified various mountain animals & then gave them names! Here they are!
- Squirty the mountain lion (thanks, Richard Scarry!)
- Jingle Bell the raccoon
- Catnip the coyote
- Boris the bear (thanks, Dr. Seuss!)
- Owl the owl (thanks, Winnie-the-Pooh!)
- Rudolph the elk
- Smokey the big-horned sheep (thanks again, Richard Scarry!)
- Snowman the zombie (Daddy asked me about this one)
Posted on January 25th, 2013 by Scott Granneman
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Finn, getting into car: “It’s cold, Mama. It’s cold as a hot dog!”
Me: “A hot dog?”
Finn: “No… no… it’s cold as a Popsicle!”
Gabe: “It’s as cold as a witch’s boob in a brass brassiere.”
Me: “Oh, Gabriel…”
Finn: “Yup, that’s what I’m talkin’ about.”
Posted on January 24th, 2013 by Scott Granneman
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As we were driving to dinner tonight, Daddy mentioned to Gabe that a relative’s mother is dying of cancer.
“Oh no!” said Gabe, “What kind?”
Finny piped up, “I think it’s banana.”
Posted on January 20th, 2013 by Scott Granneman
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Mama wrote:
Endearing moments in a hectic morning: 1) Gabe requests spicy okra and cauliflower pickles in his lunch; 2) Finn steps on the bathroom scale and says, “I’m measuring my feet!”
Posted on January 17th, 2013 by Scott Granneman
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Mama, closing up Jenny Goes to Sea: “Okay, that’s the end of that chapter. Now I’m gonna go turn out Gabe’s light.”
Finn: “No, stay here. Gabe can turn out his own light.”
Mama: “Sure, but I also have to give him a hug.”
Finn: “Why?”
Mama: “Because I love him!”
Finn: “You only love me.”
Mama: “1 love you very much, but I love Gabe very much too.”
Finn: “No, Gabe’s gone. And he went down the sewer!”
Posted on December 31st, 2012 by Scott Granneman
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Finny: I’m playing with Gabe’s Lego car because he said it was OK for me to play with it.
Mama: Really?
Finny: Uh-huh. But don’t tell Gabe.
Posted on December 26th, 2012 by Scott Granneman
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Yesterday I got my first Lego sets of my very own! One is a farm set with this cool tractor and cart. I’ve also been rooting through the huge bin of other Legos, and I guess I found a few friends to help out on the farm!
Posted on December 26th, 2012 by Scott Granneman
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Daddy has a bad habit of getting Finny all stirred up right before bedtime. Ra-Ra really doesn’t like it when Daddy gets Finny all stirred up, especially when Daddy picks Finny up & holds him upside down.
Ra-Ra: Finn, you’re losing your pants!
Finny: I always lose my pants when Daddy stirs me up!
Posted on December 23rd, 2012 by Scott Granneman
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Mama reports: As of this moment, Gabe is 4′ 7.5″ tall, & Finny is 3′ 7.5″. They are exactly one foot apart!
Posted on December 22nd, 2012 by Scott Granneman
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